- X is super healthy. He is huge and no one can say I feed him too much, because you can't over feed a breastfed baby, whereas if he was formula fed everyone would be concerned.
- I don't ever have to make, transport or wash bottles. Seriously, a crying baby while you wait for the water to heat up, asking a waiter for a mug of hot water or cleaning a bottle you found in the couch a week later. No thank you. Plus, it is always with me. No running out here.
- We cloth diaper. Breastfed poop is WAY better than formula poop.
- My boobs are huge. Useless for sex, but at least enticing.
- I can calm X down immediately.
- When anyone, for any reason, suggests that I start solids early, or give juice, or water, or whatever, I can pull up a million sources saying breastmilk is the super food--no supplementation needed.
- I don't need to research the quality of his food, or getting the right nutrients, or vitamins or anything. I have WAY more time to shop online for yoga clothes, as I did this morning.
- I have lost all but 7 pounds of my baby weight, and there was a shit ton of that.
- I can smuggly say to anyone that I breastfed and it was hard and I did it anyway, so suck it up and do it too :) Plus, I can tell anyone that I sacrificed for my baby and what did they do? Huh? Yeah, that is what I thought.
- I get to go to meetings about breastfeeding. Seriously, I love it.
- ooooh, I actually have 11-- I can buy clothes with the excuse that I really need them.
Okay, X wants in on this action, time to nurse for the gazillionth time.
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i love this.
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